FUNNY QUOTES

Funny quotes bring a smile to your face – you will find laughter, humour and some wisdom in them. We all need funniness in life, it helps the challenges that we all sometimes face. You may find some of them to be motivational because they challenge you thinking in a humorous way but also in a motivating way.

Here are a few funny inspirational and motivational quotes said by some famous people and others. Share these with friends and family to brighten their day and give them a smile.

• “You can’t shine like a diamond, if you are not willing to get cut like a diamond!” – Eric Thomas
• “The only time I feel light-hearted is when I’m in a plane at 33,000 feet.” – Robert Rivers
• “A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” – Charles Gordy
• “Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.” – Frank Moore Colby
• “There are three ways in life to become popular: be rich, be beautiful, or be funny.” – Jon Macks
• “Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time.” – Margaret Bonnano
• “A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.” – Irish Quote
• “Photography without seeing would be like eating without tasting.” – David McKay
• “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” – Confucius
• “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” – Phyllis Diller
• “Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” – Will Rogers
• “Nothing is impossible; the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” – Audrey Hepburn
• “Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers
• “You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.” – Solomon Schechter
• “You can’t cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.” – Rabindranath Tagore
• “The truth can be funny but it’s not funny to cover up the truth.” – Ryan Cooper
• “A laugh is a smile that bursts.” – Mary H. Waldrip
• “The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.” – Abraham Lincoln
• “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw
• “Today’s opportunities erase yesterday’s failures.” – Gene Brown
• “Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.” – Bill Vaughan
• “A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.” – Lucille Ball
• “One fails forward toward success.” – Charles Kettering
• “If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.” – Irish Proverbs
• “Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – C.E.M. Joad
• “If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.” – Maya Angelou
• “The mind is like a clock that is constantly running down. It has to be wound up daily with good thoughts.” – Fulton J. Sheen
• “My father taught me a good lesson: Don’t get to low when things go wrong. And don’t get too high when things are good.” – Robert Perish
• “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.” – Bette Reese
• “Yoga is the fountain of youth. You’re only as young as your spine is flexible.” – Bob Harper.