SATIRICAL QUOTES

Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society.

Laughter and humour are the integral parts of life, which have the power to make your days more energetic and lively. In this boring monotonous routine, it is fun and cheerfulness that gets our lives moving forward. Satire has the power to attract you with its irony, humour and sarcastic flow.

Following are a few funny and inspirational sarcastic quotes.

• “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
• “I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – Whitney Brown
• “History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” – Abba Eban
• “The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.” – Mark Twain
• “I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like?” – Jean Cocteau
• “The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.” – Oscar Wilde
• “A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.” – Rabindranath Tagore
• “I talk to God but the sky is empty.” – Sylvia Plath
• “Borrow trouble for yourself, if that’s your nature, but don’t lend it to your neighbours.” – Rudyard Kipling
• “A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
• “I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.” – Socrates
• “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates
• “A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” – Groucho Marx
• “Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory.” – Bruce Lee
• “Everything in life is luck.” – Donald Trump
• “There are some days when I think I’m going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.” – Salvador Dali
• “French is the language that turns dirt into romance.” – Stephen King
• “It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.” – Jerome K. Jerome
• “All societies on the verge of death are masculine. A society can survive with only one man; no society will survive a shortage of women.” – Germaine Greer
• “Some cause happiness wherever they go, some whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
• “I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.” – Voltaire
• “The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
• “Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
• “An honest politician is an oxymoron.” ― Mark Twain